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11月 27th, 2008 by zhiyangnewp

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The Net is SlowOh, the …

11月 27th, 2008 by zhiyangnewp

The Net is Slow

Oh, the network outside is frightful,

But on campus, it’s so delightful,

Our packets have nowhere to go,

Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.

It doesn’t show signs of stopping,

All our packets, our hosts are dropping;

Bandwidth is turned way down low,

Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.

When we finally connect to a site,

It’s time to go back to the dorm;

But if I could stay here all night,

I could submit their Web form.

The network is slowly dying,

And, I fear, we’re still denying,

But as long as Sprint is the way to go,

Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.

Lights not burning too bright.

Like a barometer — vacuum at the top.

Like a loose-leaf folder in winter.

Like a one-armed man climbing a rope.

Likes dunking for french fries.

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Lives in La-la-land.

Lives in the same world, but a different universe.

Living proof that nature does not abhor a vacuum.

Long on dry wall, short on studs.

Looking for a nickel in the corner of a circular room.

Looks for the “Any” key.

Loose chip on the microprocessor board.

Loose wire to his headset/ringer.

Low on thinking gas.

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But on campus, it’s so delightful,
Our packets have nowhere to go,
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It doesn’t show signs of stopping,
All our packets, our hosts are dropping;
Bandwidth is turned way down low,
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When we finally connect to a site,
It’s time to go back to the dorm;
But if I could stay here all night,
I could submit their Web form.

The network is slowly dying,
And, I fear, we’re still denying,
But as long as Sprint is the way to go,
Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.

Lights not burning too bright.
Like a barometer — vacuum at the top.
Like a loose-leaf folder in winter.
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Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were …

11月 27th, 2008 by zhiyangnewp

Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on.

He said “It’s Al Gore. He’s up there threatening to set himself on fire! We are going car to car collecting donations.”

“Donations!” I said, “How much you got so far?”

He said “about ten gallons.”

A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside. The car’s occupants, shaken but unhurt, now had a problem: they were stuck halfway down a mountain in a car with no brakes. What were they to do?

“I know,” said the Branch Manager, “Let’s have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals, and by a process of Continuous Improvement find a solution to the Critical Problems, and we can be on our way.”

“No, no,” said the Hardware Engineer, “That will take far too long, and besides, that method has never worked before. I’ve got my Swiss Army knife with me, and in no time at all I can strip down the car’s braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we can be on our way.”

“Well,” said the Software Engineer, “Before we do anything, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again.”

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas.

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.

The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of stockings.

Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, “How do these represent Christmas?”

“They’re Carol’s.”

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Q: How many journalists does it …

11月 27th, 2008 by zhiyangnewp

Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a lightbulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.

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Q: How many GLC workers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

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Q: How many city planners does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, “I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight’s concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music star.”

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11月 27th, 2008 by zhiyangnewp

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We must respect the other fellow’s religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. — H.L. Mencken

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. — Guitry

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Clovis’ Consideration of an Atmospheric Anomaly: The p…

11月 27th, 2008 by zhiyangnewp

Clovis’ Consideration of an Atmospheric Anomaly: The perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated than by the fact that, when exposed to the same atmosphere, bread becomes hard while crackers become soft.

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An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get ri…

11月 27th, 2008 by zhiyangnewp

An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn’t find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there.

Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, “Hey you, what are you doing?”

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11月 27th, 2008 by zhiyangnewp

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